Wash: Only if it’s someplace with candlelight.

Jayne: Anybody remember her coming at me with a butcher’s knife? Mal: In her room, which I’m thinking of bolting the outside from now on. It’s always a hoot and we don’t all die from it. Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. Mal: That was bracing! They don’t like it when you shoot at ’em. Zoe: Course there’s other schools of thought. Mal with guns blazing: I’m right here! I’m right here! You wanna come in? Yeah you do! C’mon! C’mon! Zoe: First rule of battle, little one: Don’t ever let them know where you are. Zoe: Well at least they covered “Dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot.” Tracey: I don’t think they covered that in Basic. Zoe: Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to? Simon: This may come as a shock but I’m actually not very good at talking to girls. All you gotta do to be a rich woman, hon is, get over it. Zoe: Jayne, this is something the captain has to do for himself. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps. Zoe: Preacher, don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin’?īook: Quite specific. Wash: You’re pretty much down to ritual suicide, Lamby Toes. Zoe: Is there any way I’m gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Mal: nodding …Could you be more specific? Mal: Ship like this will be with you ’til the day you die. We’re the only one’s that don’t think this is funny. Mal: The way I see it me and her got one thing in common. Zoe: Really think you’re the one to talk to her, sir. Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black market beagles. Zoe: Next time we smuggle livestock let’s make it something smaller. Zoe: Jayne slits my throat and takes over. Know what happens if you fall asleep now? Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. If I’m gonna wear a dress I want something with some slink. Wash: What am I looking at? The girls or the clothes? Wash: I wouldn’t stand for it anyway, Captain. Zoe: I wasn’t planning on the dirt kissin’, sir. Mal: We sniff the air, we don’t kiss the dirt. Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war.

Zoe about the goods: Sir, even on a lifeboat, you’d think those who escaped would find room for some of this.Īlliance Commander: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?

Zoe: Sir, I count six families signed on. And that makes them look all manner of stupid. Mal: …Only now we do it under the noses of twenty trained Alliance Feds. Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing. Zoe: You don’t think that changes the situation a bit? If they were, they wouldn’t be letting people past them. Mal: I mean they’re not protecting the goods. Zoe: Sir, is there some information we might be lacking as to why there’s an entire Fed squad sitting on this train?

Zoe: I just have an image in my head of a guy hanging from the ceiling. Mal: He’s not the first psycho to hire us. Zoe: Funny, sir, how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar, come U-Day, lookin’ for a quiet drink. Mal: Wha- ? I didn’t start it! Just wanted a quiet drink. Wash: Are you getting my wife into trouble? What happened? Was there a terrible brawl? I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you. Lund: I said, you’re a coward and a piss-pot. Should have been killed off of every world that’s spinnin’. Lund: The Independence were a bunch of cowardly, inbred piss-pots. Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea. Zoe: They’re pushing out further every year too. And if we’re very very lucky, they’ll do it in that order. Zoe: If they take the ship, they’ll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. Simon: Well, campfire stories of men gone savage on the edge of space, killing and. Zoe: Wash, change course and go for hard burn. Zoe: You let her die, you’ll never make it to the Feds. Mal: If anyone gets nosy, you know, just… shoot ’em. Mal: Ain’t no way in the ‘Verse they could find that compartment. Zoe: Now we have a boatload of citizens right on top of our stolen cargo. Zoe: Sir, we don’t want to deal with Patience again. If everything were right we’d be in jail. User Review 0 ( 0 votes) Serenity (Part 1 & 2)

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